Welcome To The Onnawaffle Mafia

32 year old geek.
I love Rifftrax and AFI more than almost anything else. I love Walt Disney World more than any other place in the world, and got married there on Halloween 2008. I have an addiction to nail polish, and currently have over 300 bottles. I collect ABJDs but don't really do a lot with them. I love reading non fiction books though they're all a little strange and sometimes depressing. My current literary obsession is nuclear disasters. I have fibromyalgia and a couple of other issues that have a serious effect on my daily life. I'm more than my illnesses though. At least I think so.

I reblog a lot of pictures.

Josh Gates is not a bison.

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Recent Tweets @

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Just added a ton of new dates to our schedule!


Hell yeah!  I’ve been waiting for them to come to Another Taco Bell.

tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

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thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

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zougeiro:

resistables:

mikewaters:

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?

#new life motto

I think this will be my graduation quote.

And finally I see the light~~!

d0cpr0fess0r:

"I Can’t Find Your Fucking Next Page Arrows So Let Me Just Manually Type ‘/page/2’ You Dirtfuck" - A History of Tumblr Layouts

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Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.
Eric Thomas (via creatingaquietmind)

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sweethits:

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu “Nanda Kore TV”

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being a spoonie isn’t about the severity of your sickness, it’s about getting up everyday and dealing with an illness that won’t go away!
concussedperspective (via concussedperspective)

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cabell:

a-mead-gal:

cabell:

asugarprince:

leasthelpful:

"Found talking cartoon animal movie to be historically inaccurate. One star."

Lol if it was actually done in the English language as it was spoken in late 12th century England you and your kids would hardly have been able to understand it

Forrþrihht anan se time comm
  þatt ure Drihhtin wollde
ben borenn i þiss middellærd
  forr all mannkinne nede
he chæs himm sone kinnessmenn
  all swillke summ he wollde
and whær he wollde borenn ben
  he chæs all att hiss wille.

Well, yeah, HUMAN 12th century English.  But who here even knows how to translate that into 12th Century Fox?

WHAT DOES THE 12TH CENTURY FOX SAY

Everybody go home.

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fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.
Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.

Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

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posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

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