February 2012
i think the idea of marriage is sort of weird.. i mean if you really love each other i dont think theyre should really be a need to prove it by having your names on a piece of paper or something like that. i guess i would get married to the person i love but i dont think it would really change any feeling for me when i woke up the next morning. idk its just hard to explain
I totally get this. Honestly I couldn’t tell you why my husband and I got married. We’d been together for 7 or 8 years, had lived together for all but one of those years and owned a house together so it just seemed like the thing to do. The only thing it changed was my last name, which incidentally was a huge pain in the ass.
It took me entirely too long to write all that because I kept getting transfixed by the gif. XD
Thursday's Child
David Bowie
David Bowie - “Thursday’s Child”
Sometimes I cry my heart to sleep
Nothing prepared me for your smile
Lighting the darkness of my soul
Innocence in your arms
Because I haven’t had much Bowie on my blog lately.
CBS has cast Lucy Liu as Watson in "Elementary" →
tvline.com
Further proof that CBS’ in-the-works Sherlock Holmes reboot will take the iconic franchise in a radical new direction: The network has cast Lucy Liu as Watson!
TVLine has learned that Liu has been tapped to play Watson toJonny Lee Miller‘s Sherlock in Elementary, the network’s modern-day take on the famed detective saga.
Another key change: Sherlock and Watson now live in New York City.
SCREAMS
OKAY SUPER INTRIGUED NOW
I’m actually sort of unsure how to feel about this.
Like, okay, flipping John to Joan—that’s super neat, but if they don’t preserve the friendship aspect of it and make her a quasi-love interest instead it’ll be just like all of those other crime drama shows (Booth and Brennan on Bones, Castle and Beckett on Castle) with the underlying UST dynamic.
On the other hand, if they do a good job with it I guess we’d get something like Ten and Donna, which would be neat.
Why have Joan lose her license, though? John Watson was never a bad doctor…
My immediate thought when I first saw this was that after so many people flipped tables over there being a US modern Sherlock, it turns out it may very well be about as much Sherlock as House is. Which I’m not saying is necessarily bad… thus far I’m actually kind of indifferent on it.
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
me on my period
- me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
- me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
- me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
- me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
- me: when the fuck is menopause
Sometimes I'll even stay up an hour past my bed time!
- Kids at my school: I like to party and smoke weed and stay up late and get drunk and makeout with people I don't even know.
- Me: Sometimes if I'm feeling really wild I wait an hour after I wake up to take my medication.
