Welcome To The Onnawaffle Mafia

32 year old geek.
I love Rifftrax and AFI more than almost anything else. I love Walt Disney World more than any other place in the world, and got married there on Halloween 2008. I have an addiction to nail polish, and currently have over 300 bottles. I collect ABJDs but don't really do a lot with them. I love reading non fiction books though they're all a little strange and sometimes depressing. My current literary obsession is nuclear disasters. I have fibromyalgia and a couple of other issues that have a serious effect on my daily life. I'm more than my illnesses though. At least I think so.

I reblog a lot of pictures.

Josh Gates is not a bison.

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Maus while she was taking pictures of my wedding/engagement rings.  She’s got the awesome camera equipment but I’ve got… a table and some lights.  XD

The adventures of Maus and Bee!

This would be far more interesting if I hadn’t deleted a lot of the pictures from my phone.  :B  Derp.  But yes, history and burned out buildings and snails and jellyfish graffiti!  That’s really the past like… week and a half.

  • Maus: How can you watch Glee?
  • me: Like, how can I physically watch it, or how can I stand it?
  • Maus: How can you stand it?
  • me: ... I don't know.
At Beidler Forest there’s a tree that you can crawl inside, which I guess is kind of obvious.  :B  Maus did it, but I didn’t because I’d already been walking and crouching and whatnot for a while, so I really didn’t feel like fighting my 90 year old body to get down and back up.  
Anywho, I think Maus is totally adorable in this picture.  When I posted it on Facebook my mom said it looks like she’s wearing a really big hat.  X3

At Beidler Forest there’s a tree that you can crawl inside, which I guess is kind of obvious.  :B  Maus did it, but I didn’t because I’d already been walking and crouching and whatnot for a while, so I really didn’t feel like fighting my 90 year old body to get down and back up.  

Anywho, I think Maus is totally adorable in this picture.  When I posted it on Facebook my mom said it looks like she’s wearing a really big hat.  X3

  • Maus: thats fine because ill need bass anyway
  • Maus: gass*
  • onnawufei: Nope. Bass. you will need a fish.
  • onnawufei: DON'T LIE
  • Maus: I don't like Bass D:
  • Maus: Well.. I like the music Bass
  • onnawufei: what about Lance Bass?
  • Maus: he has nice teeth?

Maus and I enjoy nature!  XD  We’re big dorks, as per usual.  Also, it is windy.

Last Friday Maus, Jess and I went to the movies.  When Jess and I were fiddling with our phones, Maus saw them and asked if we had the same guy as our backgrounds.  Jess had Matt Smith and I had Benedict Cumberbatch.

This amused me greatly.

This video is ridiculously shaky and tends to whip around a bit, you have been warned.

Earlier Maus and I were at the beach and we ended up splashing around in the ocean, which meant we were wet from head to toe and our feet/ankles were quite sandy.  We wanted food so we decided to eat in the outdoor section of McAllisters aaaaaaaaaand then the rain happened.  We considered going inside but we were already wet (and didn’t want to track more sand in than we already had) so eh, we stayed outside.

This may very well only amuse us.

Maus and I played with sunglasses at Ripley’s.  If I didn’t wear glasses I would have bought those.  XD

thegirlcalledmaus answered: OMG I AM SUCH A BIG FAN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME! BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP OMG OMG OMG OMG~

Everyone, this is Maus.

Maus, this is everyone.

Maus is a dork.  But I love her anyway.  X3

thegirlcalledmaus:

1. I cried because there was no water in the car.
2. I cried because the towels were purple and not pink/blue/green.
3. I put my Camera in a bag of cat food.
4. I put my Cellphone in my mouse cage.
5. I thought my pupils could leave my eyes.
6. I talked like I had Downs. (Not ridiculing them btw)
7. I cried because I was not able to give my teeth to the tooth fairy.
8. Every time I saw my cat, I would scream “KITTTYYYYYY.”

Driving should probably be up there somewhere.  XD  I know there was at least one time I had to tell you to focus.  And you ran into me a few times as we were walking.

But honestly I was drugged up too so we probably just looked like a couple of potheads. 

When I was a teenager I was that kid that almost everybody’s mom hated.  I’m not even sure why.  Yeah I did the dressing in all black thing for a while but half the time my “all black” included a cute tank top and long skirt with flip flops.  I wasn’t ever really “goth” or anything.  (I actually hate it when people call me goth or say I was goth.)  Two exceptions were my boyfriend Jon’s mom who liked me after substituting for one of my classes a few times.  Beforehand she was a little leery because I was a Junior and Jon was a Freshman.  I can understand that though.  Also Jordan’s mom really liked me.  I think it was because by then I was dressing “normally” and Jordan was the dress in all black and scare people type of guy.  I think his mom liked that he’d found a “normal” girl.  That made it even harder to cope with when his mom died the week before prom.  Every time I go into the Taco Bell we went to with her I think about her.  :(

Now however, my friend’s moms love me.  I actually think this is really weird because those friends are 8 and 9 years younger than me.  I always expect their moms to question why I’m hanging out with (at the time that I met them) teenagers.  But nope.  Laura and Maus’s moms are incredibly awesome and I love them.  

Me and Maus when we went to Drayton Hall.  Yeah we know.  We’re awesome.  And hawt.

A video of me and Maus in the privy at Drayton Hall.  The windows rattled so loudly when the wind blew that it sounded like someone was banging on them.

  • Maus: Can I throw my chapstick at her?
  • me: Why do you want to throw things at my cat?
  • Maus: Because she looks too happy!