Welcome To The Onnawaffle Mafia

32 year old geek.
I love Rifftrax and AFI more than almost anything else. I love Walt Disney World more than any other place in the world, and got married there on Halloween 2008. I have an addiction to nail polish, and currently have over 300 bottles. I collect ABJDs but don't really do a lot with them. I love reading non fiction books though they're all a little strange and sometimes depressing. My current literary obsession is nuclear disasters. I have fibromyalgia and a couple of other issues that have a serious effect on my daily life. I'm more than my illnesses though. At least I think so.

I reblog a lot of pictures.

Josh Gates is not a bison.

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(this is an awful name)

frank old athens

wow with a name like that you can only imagine how beautiful i must be

millo richmond heights

funny because that area was ghetto as fuck

Zoey Arizona…
Yea I wear catears and dance around a cactus poll.

Awesome.

Spyder Juneau.

uuuuhhhh okay.

Autumn Whitman 

The first name, sure…

Daisy Fantail. Dang, that sounds kinda hot.

Coco Ashley Jake Benji Kira Fluffette Tootie Kilkee-Homer

…………. what the fuck sort of name is this? “orz I had to have so many pets and live on the corner.

TIGER KANTARELLVÄGEN

OH BBY

This thing totally work in Ikealand.

Arluq Svedjestråket 

Yeah absolutely, this works do to in Sweden, bro. We got the most awesome stipper names ever.

Hedwig Arende

FROM IKEALAND. Well I do not have a pet anymore but when we did her name wes Hedwig 

I’ve got 9 pets. Which one should I use?

Ronja Mårtensgården.

Fuck yeah. Almost like Ronia Robbersdaughter.

Molly Stallvägen… … …

Oh… Ok. I… Don’t even… xD

Eddie Blåbärsvägen….. wat?

Gadget Moon Shadow

Honestly that sounds more like a hippy than a stripper.  XD  (And yes, the name of my street is Moon Shadow.)

Tv Show Quiz TV Quiz: pick five of your favorite shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions about them. 

1. Sherlock

2. Criminal Minds

3. Deadly Women

4. Adventure Time

5. Phineas and Ferb

Who is your favorite character in #2?

Reid.  Mmmm Reid…

Who is your least favorite character of #1?

 I’ll have to be semi obvious and go with Sally.  I think she might bug me more than Anderson.

What’s your favorite episode of #4?

Probably It Came From The NIghtosphere

What is your favorite season of #5?

Season 2

What’s your favorite relationship in #3?

 Um… the kind where the woman kills the man she’s with?  

Who is your anti-relationship in #2?

 I don’t actually have any ships in Criminal Minds.  But right now I’ll say Prentice/anybody because she bugs me.

How long have you watched #1?

 Since some time last month.  >_>

How did you become interested in #3? 

I’m a big fan of true crime, particularly when it involves women as the killers.

Who is your favorite actor in #5? 

I guess Ashley TIsdale, since she voices Candace.  And I heart her.

Which show do you prefer out of #1, #2 and #5?

Well right now I’d say Sherlock but if you ask me in a week I might say something else.  

Which show have you seen more episodes of? #1 or #3?

3.  Sherlock is only three episodes long.  :B  Four if you count the pilot.

  If you could be anyone from #4, who would you be? 

Not a canon character, but since there are a million different princesses, I would be Underwear Princess.  XD

  Give a random quote from #1.

“I’m not a psychopath Anderson, I’m a high functioning sociopath.  Do your research”


Would #3/#4 crossover work?  

Deadly Women and Adventure TIme?  Ehhhhhh not so much…  Unless it was an episode of Deadly Woman focusing on Princess Bubblegum and/or Marceline.

Pair two characters  in #1 that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple. 

Am I allowed to say Sherlock/John?  >_>  Not that it’s in any way, shape or form unlikely.  I ship them asexually (but romantic) if that makes it any more unlikely.  <_<

Over all, which show has a better cast, #3 or #5? 

5, Phineas and Ferb.  Deadly Women’s cast changes all the time.

Which has better theme music, #2 or #4?  

Adventure Time, definitely.  :D

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1. The illness I live with is:
Fibromyalgia.  There’s also depression, hypothyroidism and insomnia (if that even counts) but fibro mostly. 

2. I was diagnosed with it in the year:

Um… 2009 I think.  I’m not good with dates.

3. But I had symptoms since:

Only about three months before I was diagnosed.  I was lucky… I guess.

4. The biggest adjustment I’ve had to make is:

Slowing down when I have things planned.  And planning around pain, or when I’m anticipating pain. 

5. Most people assume:

I’m not sure really.  Maybe that I’m just whiny?   Which I am, but I’m not just whiny.  I’d say people assume I’m lazy, but that’s kind of true.  Now I’m lazy for a reason though.  I guess.

6. The hardest part about mornings are:

Most of it.  The physical act of getting out of bed, the feeling like ass because I didn’t get enough sleep, and the fuss of finding something to wear I guess.  It sounds silly, but just the act of finding clothes and getting dressed can be ridiculously tiring. 

7. My favorite medical TV show is:

Um… no?  Am I supposed to watch medical tv shows?  That wasn’t in the brochure. 

8. A gadget I couldn’t live without is:

My cell phone.

9. The hardest part about nights is:

Falling asleep and staying asleep.  I’m very bad at both.

10. Each day I take __ pills & vitamins:

In the morning I take five, in the afternoon I take four.  That’s assuming I don’t take any painkillers or anything to attempt to help me sleep.  If it’s a really bad day I can easily take 15 - 20 pills of various types.  

11. Regarding alternative treatments I:

I tried going to a chiropractor, but she was kind of crazy.  In the cult leader type of way.

12. If I had to choose between an invisible illness or visible I would choose:

They both have their ups and downs I guess.  And sometimes I really wish people could see how much pain I was in… but I think I’d still pick invisible.  If you think about it, there are things people with invisible illnesses can do to make them visible, but it doesn’t really work the other way around.  

13. Regarding working and career:

Luckily I sit in a cubicle all day so that’s not too bad for the most part.  I can get up and stretch whenever I want, which is good.  I’d love to be able to lay down every once in a while but that would probably look weird.  There are days when I have to take a few extra painkillers otherwise I wouldn’t be able to function.  I don’t like doing that, but when my flares get bad my depression gets bad so if I don’t numb my brain (some, but not too much) I’ll do nothing but sit here and cry all day.  (I’ve thought about explaining this to my doctor, but I’m afraid he’d just take away my painkillers.)  The amount of times I’ve cried at work is kind of silly.  My memory, or lack thereof has become an issue every once in a while, but I’m trying to be better at writing things down.  And my lack of attention span can be a problem, which sucks.  Sometimes I really wish I could work from home.  I get to do it for a few days every now and then and the fact that I can take a nap or even just lay down to help my back whenever I want really helps.  

14. People would be surprised to know:

How often I cry for little to no reason?  I don’t know… tbh I can’t imagine much that people would be surprised to know related to health stuff.  Maybe if they really understood my problems with memory and the way I perceive time they’d be a little surprised.

15. The hardest thing to accept about my new reality has been:

That I’m going to be in pain for the rest of my life.  And that most likely I will be in some degree of pain every minute of the rest of my life.  I don’t like thinking about it too much because it gets really depressing.   

16. Something I never thought I could do with my illness that I did was:

Handle a week long Disney trip with my husband without slowing down to a crawl.  Or going to a concert that involved standing.  I actually wasn’t as bad off the day after my first AFI concert as I thought I’d be.   Ooh or maybe getting tattoos!  I don’t know that I never thought I could do it, but I was really concerned.   

17. The commercials about my illness:

Generally make me roll my eyes.  I understand that they have to simplify things to fit in a commercial time slot, but I don’t really like it.  

18. Something I really miss doing since I was diagnosed is:

Sitting down without my back hurting?  My back hurts at the moment, can you tell?  >_>

19. It was really hard to have to give up:

Drinking.  XD  What a crap answer!  But seriously, while I wasn’t a huge drinker before, and I’m not completely incapable of it now, I rarely do it because it makes me feel like such shit.  

20. A new hobby I have taken up since my diagnosis is:

Writing in a physical journal rather than a blog.  I don’t know if that counts, but I do it fairly often and it can make me feel better sometimes. 

21. If I could have one day of feeling normal again I would:

Probably waste it doing something completely ridiculous.  XD

22. My illness has taught me:

That my tolerance for pain is a lot higher than I thought.   

23. Want to know a secret? One thing people say that gets under my skin is:

Related to fibro, that there’s a cure.  I fucking well know there isn’t a cure, so the minute someone starts talking about one I tune them out and assume they’re either trying to sell me something or just delusional.  There’s management but there is no cure.   

24. But I love it when people:

Understand that I quite often need breaks when we’re out and that I generally can’t move as fast as they can. 

25. My favorite motto, scripture, quote that gets me through tough times is:

I’m not sure I have one.  I guess “It’s just one of those things” is the quote I use most regarding fibro but I wouldn’t say it gets me through tough times.  It’s more just a sign that I accept that sometimes there is no reason for why I hurt.  It’s just one of those things.

26. When someone is diagnosed I’d like to tell them:

That they’re not crazy, it’s not in their head.  Yeah, they might already know that but even after getting diagnosed I worried it was just in my head. 

27. Something that has surprised me about living with an illness is:

The fatigue.  I never knew what real fatigue was until I developed fibro.  It’s very… heavy.  If that makes any sense.

28. The nicest thing someone did for me when I wasn’t feeling well was:

I don’t remember…  Which is another fun thing about fibro/fibro meds!  But I’m really really lucky in that my husband and friends are very understanding of my illness.  They’re pretty much always doing nice things for me.  (Ryan is still a butt head though.) 

29. I’m involved with Invisible Illness Week because:

PFFT I just saw that people had done this and figured what the hell.  There’s an Invisible Illness Week?  I had no idea!  Of course, I also had no idea there was a Fibromyalgia Awareness Day till last year, and I learned ON the day.  Clearly I’m just not very aware. 

30. The fact that you read this list makes me feel:

Really happy… and maybe a bit surprised.  XD  But that’s because my attention span is so short it took me two days to finish this.  So y’know…

thatawkwarddisneymoment:

shipmetopigfarts:

Severus Snape

Albus Dumbledore

Remus Lupin

Aberforth Dumbledore

Harry Potter

Kenai

Esmeralda

Lilo

Stitch

Eeyore

Yzma

Sollux 

Ariel

Rapunzel

Aladdin

theglittertoyourglam:

modbeatlefan:

THE BEATLES

DAVID BOWIE ;A;

Marcy Play ground. (TechnicallyxD)

HIM.

David Bowie.

David Bowie. :D 

silverchair

AFI

Chameleon Circuit

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My hair is such a mess, but I wasn’t about to redo the video ‘cause I’ve already tried to do it several times.  The reason I kept looking over to the side was because Tex and Gambit were grooming one another.  And you may be able to hear the jingling of my bracelet, which has little bells on it.  I don’t really notice it anymore.

Tumblr Accent Meme

  1. your name and username.
  2. where you’re from. 
  3. pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, new orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminium, gif, tumblr, crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, gpoy.
  4. what is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  5. what is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  6. what do you call gym shoes?
  7. what do you call your grandparents?
  8. what do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  9. what is the thing you change the tv channel with?
  10. choose a book and read a passage from it.
  11. do you think you have an accent?
  12. be a wizard or a vampire?
  13. do you know anyone on tumblr in real life?

1. First thing you wash in the shower?  Hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?  Black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?  Well, yeah
4. Do you plan outfits?  Not really
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?  A little groggy
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?  The box from my Alice in Wonderland Diana Mini
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?  aim
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?  I have no idea.  I had a dream I killed Bill Cosby once.  It was an accident.  And the cast of Final Fantasy tried to kill me for it.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?  I’ve been awake for half an hour.
10. What are you craving right now?  Coffee
11. Do you floss?  Sometimes.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?  Patch Kids.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?  I don’t remember.
14. Are you emotional?  Yeah. 
15. Would you dance to the taco song?  WTF is the taco song?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?  Nope.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?  Lick it.
18. Do you like your hair?  Sometimes.
19. Do you like yourself?  Sometimes.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?  Not unless voice actors count.  (So no.)
21. Do you like cottage cheese?  Yeah.
22. What are you listening to right now?  The sound of myself typing.  Oh hey, the air conditioner just kicked on.
23. How many countries have you visited?  Two.
24. Are your parents strict?  Well they were when I lived with them.
25. Would you go sky diving?  No.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?  Sure.  He’d probably pay and I’m not going to turn down a free meal.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?  Um… why would I do that?  I don’t like the man, but dang.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Oh man, so much.  The closest is some new nail polish.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?  Does Cinderella’s castle count?
30. Do you rent movies often?  Nope.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?  I’m 30.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?  Yup.
33. Do you own a gun?  I don’t, but my husband owns several.  So sorta?
34. Can you count backwards from 74?  Doubtful.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?  My cats.  Ryan will be here, but he’ll be upstairs.
36. Brown or white eggs?  Why’s it got to be about color?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?  I own several things from Hot Topic.
38. Ever been on a train?  No.
39. Ever been in love?  Yep.
40. Do you have a cell-phone?  Yep.
41. Are you too forgiving?  In a way.
42. Do you use chap stick?  Yeah.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?  My guess would be sleeping in and then spending most of the day on the internet.  
44. Can you use chop sticks?  Yep.
45. Ever have cream puffs?  I don’t think so.


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Reblog this so people know who you are

Name: Sara

Tumblr Name: onnawufei

Nickname: onna, zim, zimbee, onnawaffle

Status: Married

Location: Summerville, SC

Occupation/area of study: Requirements Analyst and professional slacker

Random fact about you:  When I was a kid I was crazy into vampires for years.  Like, I’d take notes from all the books I was reading and I had this huge notebook full of the things I’d learned.  

Hobbies/Interests: Writing, photography, collecting bjds, playing silly games on my phone and iPod (currently Tapfish)

Do you smoke/drink:  I drink sometimes, but not as often as I used to.  And I don’t smoke.

Why Tumblr?  ’Cause I totally needed another site to pull my attention away from the things I should be doing.  Yup.

kawaiimon:

villainry:

a day to discuss and ask about your and your creative-type buddies’ stories, characters, concepts, the whole shebang! get talking, ~get inspired~

my ask box: here

reblog with your own!

So like, it’s Wednesday over here, and when this usually gets started it’s well into Thursday for me, so I’m gonna start it today! Ask box is here

Ask box is here if you would like to discuss character/story stuffs.

Yup, stole this from Mon.  It stops me from actually working on actual writing… not that I would have been.  But I was thinking about it earlier today and it’s always the thought that counts.

And if anyone has any questions about any of my characters (even one I might not list but you remember from other things) just toss them in my ask.  I love talking about my characters.  :3

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1. “Cannibal” ~Kesha  (Wait, what?)

2. “When We’re Human” ~Princess and the Frog soundtrack  (Apparently it’s a light hearted zombie apocalypse)

3. “Avarice” ~Disturbed

4. “The Only Hope For Me Is You” ~My Chemical Romance  (Well damn.)

5.  ”The Great Big Disconnect” ~Darren Hayes

6.  ”Kiss The Girl” ~Little Mermaid soundtrack (Well damn… again.)

7.  ”Guarded” ~Disturbed  (This playlist is starting to sorta sound legit.)

8. “I Want Love (Studio Mix)” ~Silent Hill 3 soundtrack  (Oh okay, now we’re back to not making sense.)

9.  ”The Game” ~Disturbed  (I really do have more than just Disturbed on here…)

10.  ”Reflection” ~Mulan Soundtrack  (And we end on a nonsensical note.)

That was… interesting.  XD

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Stole this from Confidential ‘cause I have nothing better to do.

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Pick your five favorite TV shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions about them. Don’t cheat!

1: Top Chef

2: Phineas and Ferb

3: Destination Truth

4: Deadly Women

5: Adventure Time (okay it’s not technically a favorite, but I just recently started watching it so I’ve been watching it a lot lately.)

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  • yellow: I’ll tell you a secret of mine.
  • green: I’ll tell you a fact about my appearance.
  • blue: I’ll tell you a fact about my personality.
  • purple: I’ll tell you 3 things I’m good at.
  • pink: I’ll tell you about my love life.
  • black: I’ll tell you something about my family

I don’t think I’ve ever done one of these, so sure.

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lassling:

 O Od.

Hello. My full name middle name and all is D.

My full name is D Qu

I am the Dairy Queen.

 vtou

That’s just a bit of my last name there… 

i… i don’t have a name anymore )’:

Huh. My name is now… B. That’s it. Just B. Call me B. 

J. T. Gog at your service. Or J. T. Pt if you prefer it old-skool B)

J  Fzz     Middle Name and all XD

Yeah, it ate my entire name.  XD  

Oh, but if I use my maiden name I still have BOO.

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